Saddlers fans reading the News of the World yesterday will have enjoyed more evidence of Jason Brissett’s scoring abilities, this time with “lust hungry” football fan Emma Parris.
As you can see from the following extract, Jason is all class:
“Emma, who works as a rep for a courier firm and lives in Selhurst, Surrey, met Jason in August last year. They slept together on their first date when he walked her home.
“He isn’t very well endowed but he has such a fit body and really knows how to turn a woman on,” she said. “He drove me wild when he kissed my neck and rubbed my thighs. We had sex in every position. He lifted me up and we did it against the wall. His legs are so strong and muscly. Of the three, I feel most for him.”
Flexing the fingers she uses to change gear in her car, she added: “When I drive to work I relive the sex we had the night before.”
One of their wildest sex games, she said, was in a BBC lift. “He rang me drunk from a party at the Beeb and asked me to come down,” she explained. “When I got there I knew what to expect. Whenever we see each other we’ve just got to have sex.
EMMA added: “We went in the toilets but it wasn’t really happening because it was so cramped. We carried it on in the lift.
” I had a short skirt on which I pulled up and he undid his trousers. But we never quite finished because the lift reached the ground floor. I pulled my skirt down quickly as the doors opened.
“On the way home we stopped and had sex in a park. It was about 10.30 and there were still people walking their dogs. He was talking to one of his friends on the phone on the way into the park and he wanted me to talk to this bloke while we were doing it, but I started laughing and couldn’t.
“Another time we drove to Crystal Palace park. He got a rug out of his boot and we sat and drank champagne. Then we had more sex in the grass. We didn’t strip off. I had a dress on and just lifted it up – I had no knickers on. Jason has a thing about me not wearing any knickers. He just pulled his trousers down to his ankles.
“I got on top of him and then he got on top of me – it was totally orgasmic.
“Once we had sex in my bedroom when my friend and his friend were in the sitting room. We tried to fix them up but they were just talking.
“Jason beckoned me into the bedroom and I followed him in. This time I was wearing knickers, well, a G-string really, Anyway, he ripped it off, picked me up and we had sex against the wall. That drives me wild but we had to be a bit quiet, what with them next door.
“Jason also liked to have sex with me in the entrance hall to my flat – or, in fact, on the stairs outside everyone else’s door. I’d have been so embarrassed if any of the neighbours had caught us.
“Once, as he was talking to me on his mobile when he was driving, his phone was going funny and I asked why? Then he told me what he was doing.”
SHE said that Jason’s greatest fantasy was to have her and another girl at the same time. “None of my friends was up for a threesome so I told him we’d go out and find a girl,” she shrugged, “but it never happened.
“I’m still waiting for him to come round with a camcorder. I told him I’d keep the tape but he said no because I’d show it to someone though I know he’d play it to HIS mates.”