18 months ago when Sven took charge, we won our first few games, and everything looked rosy, the pariahs of the English press heralded the Swede as the saviour of English football. A poor World Cup, culminating in a desparately disappointing exit to Brazil, and tonight’s debacle against lame Macedonia, would be enough to demand the exit of Mr Eriksson. But those in themselves would not be the right reasons. Try these:
Sven should go because his eye has never been on the ball. He is more interesting in banging the next tasty bird who catches his eye. His tactical masterpieces are non-existent; he hasn’t solved England’s left sided problem, despite using more than 50 players in less than 2 year’s in charge. The bloke is more interested in fermenting his £3 million a year England income with any quick buck he can make; autobiographies, Playstation games; crappy suits from Burtons – anything that will swell his Italian bank’s coffers.
Tonight’s performance against Macedonia was the final straw. OK, pony-tailed Seaman made his seventh major goalkeeping error – to add to the calamitous “off his line” cock-ups against Brazil, Nayim, Hamann, that bloke in the Premiership the other week, etc. How many international keepers get beaten straight from a corner? No doubt his excuse squad – Bob Wilson et al will be wheeled out to claim it was yet another “fluke goal” that “no keeper in the world would have saved”. That misses the point. Seaman lost it when he decided it was prudent to concentrate on being a media celebrity rather than focus on on-the-pitch activities. Maybe we could forgive him if his arrogance didn’t restrict him from changing that ridiculous haircut.
We need a manager who puts his heart into England. Not a mercenary motivated primarily by his next shag, or his next 100k in income. The English FA need to appoint a decent English coach – Mclaren springs to mind – and fast, and end the suffering of all thorough English fans who had to suffer in pubs across the land tonight. And that doesn’t mean resorting to Terry “conman” Venables – whose dodgy dealings allegedly continue at Leeds with the signing of Okon – clinically unfit yet who receives a 3-year contract, purely because he shares the same agent.
Eriksson – heralded as the saviour of English football – has been exposed as yet another of football’s greedy foreigners – and the sooner he goes, the better.