Issue 4 of Small Town In Poland is out on Saturday, if you buy it, you might find out what happened to Issue 3 and if your really quick, you might even get your hands on a copy of Issue 3 as well, as only 2 dozen or so exist in the entire world… (If you ask the zine seller near the hotel, he may even give you a copy of Issue 3 free of charge, but don’t complain if you see some similarities between Issues 3 and 4, as we nicked it when we decided not to sell Issue 3)

A couple of cracking quizzes including finding out which Walsall manager you most resemble, a piece on Kenny Mower, Mark Wright and also exposing the two new defensive signings made by Graham Turner at Hereford and much more in the worlds best literary work since Razzle…

Available from all lousy retailers for the sum of £1, lousy retailers can be found standing (i) on the corner near the hotel, (ii) at the entry to the main slip road into Bescot, (iii) at the entrance to the retail park and (iv) possibly at the entrance to the new cark park as your coming from the Leckie.

Take pity on the poor fanzine sellers, giving up their valuable pre-match pint, by buying a copy on Saturday.