Normally reliable UTS sources have informed us that the club will be making an announcement today that we have signed two more players.

One, as readers of the message board will know, is rumoured to be ex Orient striker Jabo Ibehre.

This is a gamble, as the 6 foot 2 inch centre forward’s goal scoring record is nothing to write home about, as he averages a mere 0.17 goals a game over his career. In fact, 112 League appearances and 97 sub appearances with just 36 goals in 8 years does mean he is likely at the last chance saloon.

The other signing, however, may be much more welcome, if he has fully regained his fitness. Our source tells us that Dwayne Mattis is the player, returning to the club where he had such a successful (if, unfortunately, brief) loan spell before breaking his leg.

Mattis, who has been highly thought of (and sought after) in the past, may be exactly the sort of player we need, if there are no long term effects from his broken leg.