As there’s been no news, nobody spotted that the round-up skipped betwen 6 and 8, so here’s the missing filler – it’s absolutely guaranteed to be chock-full of all the non-events we’ve missed so far.

Sansara for India?
It looks like the Indian FA fancy Sansara to solve the leftback issues which have caused them so many problems in the past, most recently in the UK in 2001 when they were dumped 2-0 by Walsall.

On the face of it that’s a great endorsement for young Netan, but it could be that India are taking a leaf out of the Franchise book, and signing a player from a team that’s beaten them.

We wish Sansara the best in whatever decision he makes, and trust the Norman Tebbitt effect will have no influence on the outcome.

As an aside, how embarrassing is the E&S “Netan’s Passage To India” headline? UTS thinks that the following, less patronising, options could be better:
“Virtual Soccer Khabbademy”
“Aloo Goalbi!”
“Some Mothers Do ‘Ave Em”

Express & Star in transfer rumour shock!
The Excrete and Shait has finally found a journalist whose access to the internet hasn’t been curtailed through visiting too many bongo sites. Through this office junior they’ve discovered that UTS has been talking about Ian Breckin for a few days and reported it as news.

Carry on, Dingle-lovers; you only have to ask and we’ll send you a daily update of site news so you can carry on collecting your salaries for doing nothing.

Budget woes
In an incredible feat of journalistic intelligence, the Brummie Mail has decided that a newsworthy story is that Chris Hutchings is working with the smallest budget of his managerial career. Amazing – his budget at Walsall, in League One, is smaller than the budget he had at Wigan or Bradford, both in the Premier League during Chris’s time with them.

Imagine that!

That’s all for now, folks.