The defence is in crisis, I wouldn’t argue with that but at the moment it feels like the entire team is going through a crisis.
DJ is clearly not happy players picking up red cards a team that looks so disjointed and to really put my mind at rest a manager lacking in experience never mind this immediate problem.
What could possibly go wrong.
This reads to me like the intro to a 1980s American sitcom. Maybe use it to announce the teams before kick-off, complete with canned laughter for every incident. The defence already know how to stand still for when the credits are rolling.