To be anointed the new Johann Cruyff and the saviour of the Netherlands National Football team after the last few years of being lost in the wilderness
I’m not sure he gouda-nuff…
They’d be Emmental if they called him up
I Red Leicester thought the same.
No whey will he be called up by the Dutch.
More like drugs “donkey”
He might be in a few years when he’s learnt his Kraft.
He curd still be somebody.
Italy may be his route forward. If he played for a team’s reserves, Parma’s and did well, he could learn to go pasta defender better.
I agree - he would find it a pizza ■■■■
I heard Sheffield Wensleydale were after him…
He will have to tread Caerphilly, but it could be a grate move if he goes up there.
Or he could end up really cheesed off and feeling blue.
Roy? I thought his name was Maureen…