Meet the Manager 2022

This aint going ahead unless there are a few signings. I bet Pomlett has already asked the press team to prepare the announcement.

‘Due to unforseen circumstances…’

I intend to go to meet Mike and the back room team. Let’s hope they have some good news for us.

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Covid outbreak is the favorite excuse at 2/1 on Paddy Power

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Plague of locusts out to 5-1, just behind Pomlett staying in to wash his hair!

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Power cut in the Bonser suite now at evens

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Freak injury on the training ground.

Flynn has food poisoning now at 3/1

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Flynn has resigned: 2-1 on

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Car park gates were locked and noone had a spare to get in.

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Due to health concerns of one of Commandant Pomletts goldfish, his favourite one called Jeff. The meet the manager session has been cancelled out of respect for Jeff :expressionless:

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Betting has now been suspended on Flynn resigning before the meet the manager evening

Someone must have lumped on :grin:

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‘Family emergency’ now at 13/5

Flynns Car broke down 250/1. Worth a punt I reckon

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Latest odds.

Covid 19 outbreak. evens
Flynn food poisoning 2/1
Power cut Bonser suite 13/5
Lost gates to the car Park 16/2
Pomlett is washing his hair 30/1
Flynns Car broke down 250/1
Couldnt make it negotiating with a striker. 80000000000 / 1

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Pombear is late entry into Tory party leadership race 25/1.

Flynn stuck in queues at Dover after trip to France to negotiate with French striker Jean-Claude Nomarque 33/1.

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The remarkable thing is that it isn’t probably even a gamble. With lapsed fans, justifiably cynical fans that still go but pick and choose, untapped demographics, and a younger generation that are hardly going to form allegence to simply boring football - which is what you get with no goalscorers, a moderate investment could, and really should see a significant return quite quickly.

How they can’t work that out is beyond me when so many of our erstwhile contemporaries, the likes of Lincoln, Rotherham, Shrewsbury, and now even Vale and Mansfield and of course Stockport seem to be on a journey to growing their fanbase that seems to dwarf ours. 10k is a minimum benchmark now for anyone that wants a tilt at becoming a sustainable smaller Champioship club. And of course with the size of clubs now regularly marooned in L1, there is a massive financial uplift for being in that league for a club with a potential to accommodate 3-4k away fans as we are. Ditch Barrow, Crawley, Harrogate and Stevenage for Sheff Wed, Derby, Portsmouth and Ipswich plus many others that would fetch four figure followings and watch the money roll in.

But no, striker “x” wants 4-5k a week so lets stay down here and moan about it.

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pomlett feeding his goldfish evens.

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What’s odds on us not having a single fit striker for Hartlepool?
Odds on osei yaw return?

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Questions for Flynn

  1. Complete run down of players injurys and when they are expected back?

  2. Rory Holden ???

3.if the academy is so important to the club, explain why Foulkes,Bates,Perry & Leak have been shown the door?

  1. Do you believe our medical team is upto scratch Looking at our injury record and failed rehabs?

  2. What positions are you looking to recruit before the window ends?

  3. Have the promises you were given when you got the job been kept?

  4. Finally pomlett said the budget wont be an excuse if we dont get promotion this seaon would you agree??

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Nice one