Nathan Lowe signs (Aug 2024)

It also makes it a bit more awkward that he has already said tar-tare to the players and staff etc!

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Tbf my daddies sauce has got the same amount of rumours right as as the mole and the dog lol

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Whatever daddy’s is made, it’s got more honesty than the HP made in Holland or whatever the multinational makes it in now

Mar mite who’s a Stoke fan told me he is going to play a load of games in the coming months

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They’ll either love him, or hate him.

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With Heinz-site perhaps lowe should have stayed here

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We will know by the end of next week hopefully, but mayo not.

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It all depends on whether he can cut the mustard at Stoke.

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I’m sure he will Relish the opportunity

I’m not sure if anyone’s picked up on this, but he could have signed for Worcestershire…

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Trying to avoid getting into a pickle over this - Hell man, he’s not coming back (is that 2 in 1?) :+1:

I think the company made the announcement they were closing production facilities in this country then moved to Holland days later.

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Some people seem to relish these run of puns. Squeezing every last drop out of them

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But to be completely honest, most don’t even cut the mustard …

You’re all going to vinaigrette it in the morning. :grimacing:

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Sadler went out of his way to curry favour with Stoke then that Bobin came along and shat on us

He’s spoke to him, it’s all gravy.

I’m not condiment he is going to come back.

Whatever rumour I read / hear , I am taking it with a pinch of salt until it’s confirmed.

I hope your not gherkin my chain with all these rumours