New player

and in the… life of Brine …:joy:

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Strong rumor were about to sign…

Steve Guppy

Everything’s starting to repeat. Shoal we this thread done?

Must admit some of the pun’s are getting a bit ruffe …

In order to avoid the thread floundering and becoming marlinised by assorted clowns and sprats pomfretting about eely ruffe puns and other pollocks, I have a few rays of light in this important gurnard. These include to keep-netting the more obscure references and not to be lured by casting about for reely coarse lines.

Just my tenpounder.

Love this stream that’s floating about it’s just another day at the offish

Everybody missed the new signing he’s been playing since the start of the season it was jack fishwater🤣

I see Stanley Unwin has been reincarnated…:grinning:

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Did you mean reincarpnated

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Of coarse…there are no flies on you…

Sounds like a book by Isaac walton :tropical_fish:

Let him without fin cast the first line

John 8:7

More like a book by J.R. Hartley

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Or a number 1 record by bob Marley were jammin

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corrected that for you

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Tried to change the stream Hartley jammin someone didn’t get it think we should say tartare for now

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Our new player would be desperate to make a good impression in his first game , and would soon rise to the bait saturday against DonCASTER …

We’ve had a dry net for the last 16 hours everyone must of weighed in

While Chambers is still out of the side Dobson will be rewarded with the kippers arm band …

The new player was signing today! But failed his medical, he pulled too many mussels.