New player

I heard he whelked on the deal offered.

The player it could be is no other than jack pike he’d be a good catch

Big fish in a small pool …

Clam allardyce was spotted down bescot yesterday with prawn wright Phillips

Apparently he asked for a few more quid, but Jeff stuck like a limpet to his offer of 5 bob and a packet of scampi fries a week.

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Bad news. Our target won’t be joining us. He got into a fight at the chippy and has been charged with a salt and battery.

He also won’t be fit for at least four week’s … as he got battered …

Let’s move on. We’ve got bigger fish to fry.

New player arrived at Bescot today.
Turned up in a Motorpike and Sidecarp.

Apparently we tried to sign Nicola Sturgeon before the window shut.

Can’t believe what lm herring it cod be Zlatan ibreamavich

Apparently he’d traded in an old ford angler to get these.

I hear Mark Fish is coming out of retirement to play for us.

We are ok with the squad we have until we get another injury.

We all just need to clam down.

We need to cast our net a bit wider to bring in some experienced defensive cover. We can’t have that Wolves lad as our sole central defender (after Guthrie and Fitzseawater). For forks hake, Keates needs to Mako up his mnd and reel someone in before too long.

Back on topic it’s interesting to see that Wes Hoolahan has now signed for west brom. The midfielder and defender Russel Martin were both released by Norwich and both taken on trial by the baggies at the same time. Russel Martin however has not been signed yet. It could well be that Martin will not be offered a deal by west brom and that is what Deano has been waiting for. He could be coming our way.

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Where’s the reference to fish in that reply some people dont get it could of said Russell marlin COD bless him

What’s that got to do with the price of fish?

Apparently we’re interested in an Asian player, Pink Fong.

Doo, doo doo doo…

That fong smells a bit fishy and do doo played for Blackpool last week against us