I’ve heard he’s Special, a real big fish
Really 
, is this the plaice …
I heard he’s just small fry …
Snapper him up!
Oh my Cod , this is past a joke …
Only if he can’t find the net…
That’s a leading question , sound’s to me like your fishing …
I wish you lot would stop carping on
Oh hark at you …you’ve certainly changed your tuna …
I was told that he wants to mullet over before making a decision.
He’ll need to have the right temperament to fit in to our Gurnard or gurn home culture.
Chris Baird is still a free agent. Bags of experience and can play any postion across the back 4.
He’d probably cost a few squid in wages though.
Depends how deseperate he is to continue playing I guess. Doubt there’s a big queue for his services at his age so might be worth a shout.
Yes he certainly maybe worth a trout indeed
For Christ’s hake!
You’d think there would be one or two other clubs snappering at his heels wouldn’t you? Just hope we can land him
Or even at his eel’s 
All this talk , it maybe this player , it might be that player , it’s all very suspicious. …there’s definitely something fishy going on somewhere along the lines …
DK’s floundering on this one.
This is not the plaice for such speculation