…Have we been stitched up like kippers …
Think Deano and the player were exchanging messages to sort a deal at first. When they met to sign the contract though, it turned out to be a catfish.
Has Martin Ling been involved in the scouting again?
I trust Deano, Eel Findus poor soles a gudgeon, until then we conger on with it. Its no use harpoon on about it.
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Well you know the old saying …there’s plenty more fish in sea. …
Deano has been in contact with a team down under apparently enquiring about …Some New Zanderlander. …
I will not be baited into some poor pun approach.
Only asked were the new player was and you lot taking the ■■■■ you are all a load of pollocks
Who started this leaps like a salmon could be a red herring? Oh hang on!!! Think we should scale it down now!!
Don’t know about you but I think John West is angling for a move
Could be Sean st ledger there’s a method in my madness think he’ll treat us as a feeder club and he won’t stick it out
When he does finally sign his name will be lit up in… " neon’s "
Nemo puns please.
On his debut, I reckon if the fans do a Conga, eel feel right at home.
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This thread is a load of pollocks to me…I am haking all over reading it…it is clear the fish hasn’t bitten and its to move on!!!
He is 6 ft 2. 14 stone. Has a MULLET
Im a touch s©ad this thread will be ending
I couldn’t give a flying fish what you think i’m enjoying this …
Graham Chapman he was brill in Monty Pythons flyingfish circus