Let’s make an XI out of our palest players. I’ll also accept anyone Cornish 
Neil Emblen
Keith Andrew
Simon Osborn
Matt Gadsby
Reece Flanagan
Steve Staunton
Bjarni Larusson
Siggi Eyjolfsson
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Ian Brightwell
Richard McKinney (GK)
Joe Broad
Dean Smith
Ivor Dewdney
Oggy Oggy
And Malcolm Barneycutt in Bodmin
I hate this dyslexia 
I didn’t know you had blind wordness.
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UTS hitting new heights here. Im paler than any of these players 
Rory Gaffney. Pale and useless.
Mads Timm
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Unless you’ve been bleaching your skin, I disagree.
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No bleach, i just have no skin pigment. I suffer from vitiligo, so at least i have an excuse.
Im still a better footballer than Gaffney.
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I agree.
Paul Mcshane.
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Scrimaldo
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Andrew Cook
How is Keates not in this yet?
Scott Ollerenshaw.
Pasty players?
Hayden “Chalkie” White
Julian “50 Shades of” Gray
But definitely not Kofi Darkinah
Richard Knight
Scott Ollerenshaw
Graham Fenton
Ashley Grimes
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