He did say he was on the sunbed at the time hence the suncream 
and i was wishing him a good night later, after the ■■■■ shower and shave 
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…Beach actually
if you want to be picky …
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The clout he has? 
there is no way he won’t be lying on a sunbed with brolly for €6 i can’t see him with a towel on the sand 
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In which case I wrote Crawley but meant to say Macclesfield 
Funnily enough, when I type in Macclesfield, the bloody predictive text comes up with Grimsby.
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That makes two of us!