Crawley Town 2-0 Walsall
Forest Green Rovers 0-2 Oldham Athletic
Northampton Town 2-0 Harrogate Town
Northampton 3 Harrogate 1
Swindon 2 Orient 0
Tranmere 1 Exeter 2
Carlisle 2-1 Mansfield
Forest Green 1-1 Oldham
Port vale 2-1 Bristol Rovers
Tranmere 1 Exeter 3
Scunthorpe 0 Stevenage 2
Northampton 3 Harrogate 1
Crawley Town 2 v 1 Walsall
Forest Green Rovers 3 v 1 Oldham Athletic
Salford City 2 v 1 Barrow
Just checking you didnât copy me againâŚ
No mate not this time thought it best to pick my own itâs not fair giving you all the correct results
Forest Green Rovers v Oldham Athletic 2-0
Salford City v Barrow 2-0
Scunthorpe United v Stevenage 0-1
Colchester 1-1 Bradford City
Scunthorpe 0-2 Stevenage
Tranmere 1-1 Exeter
Crawley Town v Walsall 2-0
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-1
Swindon Town v Leyton Orient 2-1
Forest Green 2-0 Oldham
Port Vale 3-2 Bristol R
Salford 2-0 Barrow
Forest Green Rovers 2-0 Oldham Athletic
Northampton Town 2-1 Harrogate Town
Swindon Town 2-0 Leyton Orient
Northampton Town 1-0 Harrogate Town
Port Vale 2-1 Bristol Rovers
Salford City 2-0 Barrow
Forest Green Rovers v Oldham Athletic 2-1
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-1
Salford City v Barrow 2-1
Northampton 2 Harrogate 0
Swindon 3 Leyton Orient 1
Salford 1 Barrow 0
Crawley Town 2 - 0 Walsall
Forest Green Rovers 3 - 1 Oldham Athletic
Port Vale 2 - 1 Bristol Rovers
Forest Green Rovers v Oldham Athletic 2-0
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-0
Salford City v Barrow 2-0
Ouch 15.02.
Virgin Media again?
Are you stalking me?
No, but I did quickly glance down the list of predictions and noticed you hadnât done so. Crestfallen, I had to gain inspiration from others and was forced to settle on Mortyâs contribution - weâll see how that goes.
Then while watching âApe Man adventures in human evolutionâ with a couple of hours before the game, I made a mental note to predict - considering how foolishly incompetent it would be to besmirch my pristine 15 year + prediction record of never missing a single prediction because it didnât feel like a Saturday.
So I submitted my humble offering, and noted that you still hadnât predicted.
Then you still hadnât predicted.
âBlimey heâs cutting it fineâ I thought, âI wonder if thereâs an opportunity to resurrect the Virgin Media fiascoâ joke.
9 minutes. I checked the world clock - and yes, legit nine minutes.
7 minutes. I washed my face and came back.
6 minutes. 4 minutes. Someone posted, and I thought âOh FFSâ but no, still no prediction.
I opened the world clock again, and watched it tick down from 2 minutes, into the final 30 seconds, 10, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and âPOOOOFâ. That was it. Youâd faffed it.
I want you to visualise me cavorting around my apartment, laughing gleefully and prancing about like a 3 year old child. I want that to be the lasting imagine as all your 2-0s come in. THAT image.
Then you posted your predictions. And I larfed and larfed. Like a drain, drool spaffing out of my laughing face like a mental chimpanzee.