Or just cut his hand off…
A first class rail ticket for Gaffney? Eff that, I’d make him walk. I’d also make Guthrie use the NHS - although he can afford his own BUPA membership - he’ll get good value from it!
I’d get Bonser a new cowboy outfit to make up for the one he sold and I’d buy Pomlett a year’s supply of lottery tickets - winning the Lottery is the only way he will be able to buy the freehold. Finally, I’d buy Troy Deeney a book on 20 great things you can do in Sandwell, Sheffield, Leeds, etc.
No presents. Extra training and playing the matches all throughout the Crimbo period. Defo after todays disaster.
For Christmas I’d like to give our team a three goal lead. We’d win for sure then.
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I’d give Darrell Clarke a cigarette lighter, because I read on here he’d thrown away his last match.
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Has to be recommended as this years ‘best post of the season’!!!
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