Aaron Pressley Signs

Transfer Centre 25/26
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Good luck AP

A leery porn ass

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O! Arsenal’s prey

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Just to say Aaron Pressley is more princely in the flesh than he is on canvas, what a man.

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Hope the mistress doesn’t get a wiff of him or it could be threesomes from now on, but it actually sounds like you wouldn’t be totally against it KC… :smirking_face:

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What is he, a boxer or a wrestler?

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To be fair to the mistress can go like the clappers and all night too. We need to ensure Aaron is fresh for the battles that lie ahead, that said he’s very welcome to join us for a swinging session any time.

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Incredible. Do you know swiss tony?

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I imagine more Glen Quagmire.

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Are these swinging sessions filmed? Available for a subscription?

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Selling a car is very much like having a threesome with a Scots forward…

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Aaron pressley decides to come on uts, sees his own thread, wonders what people think of him, he clicks on the thread

He requests a transfer

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Playing as a centre forward is very much like making love to a beautiful woman Paul. You have to be in the right positions, and time your runs just right, and whatever you do don’t shoot too early.

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Score a goal Paul, and that’s the big ‘O’

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With the aristocracy, KC will probably throw his sister, brother and a couple of hounds in there to spice it up.

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Whatever happens, someone is going to end up with a very sore undercroft.

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Yes, they’re on iFollow- unfortunately, the streaming quality is not great, and you miss the odd entry into the box!

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:joy::joy: don’t we all

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Is this what Josh Barber is moving on to?

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As long as he doesn’t put it in the wrong goal.

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That would be a bummer

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The right one is always a difficult place to go