Crawley Town v Walsall 2-0
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-1
Swindon Town v Leyton Orient 2-1
Forest Green 2-0 Oldham
Port Vale 3-2 Bristol R
Salford 2-0 Barrow
Forest Green Rovers 2-0 Oldham Athletic
Northampton Town 2-1 Harrogate Town
Swindon Town 2-0 Leyton Orient
Northampton Town 1-0 Harrogate Town
Port Vale 2-1 Bristol Rovers
Salford City 2-0 Barrow
Forest Green Rovers v Oldham Athletic 2-1
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-1
Salford City v Barrow 2-1
Northampton 2 Harrogate 0
Swindon 3 Leyton Orient 1
Salford 1 Barrow 0
Crawley Town 2 - 0 Walsall
Forest Green Rovers 3 - 1 Oldham Athletic
Port Vale 2 - 1 Bristol Rovers
Forest Green Rovers v Oldham Athletic 2-0
Northampton Town v Harrogate Town 2-0
Salford City v Barrow 2-0
Ouch 15.02. 
Virgin Media again?
Are you stalking me?
No, but I did quickly glance down the list of predictions and noticed you hadn’t done so. Crestfallen, I had to gain inspiration from others and was forced to settle on Morty’s contribution - we’ll see how that goes. 
Then while watching ‘Ape Man adventures in human evolution’ with a couple of hours before the game, I made a mental note to predict - considering how foolishly incompetent it would be to besmirch my pristine 15 year + prediction record of never missing a single prediction because it didn’t feel like a Saturday.
So I submitted my humble offering, and noted that you still hadn’t predicted.
Then you still hadn’t predicted. 
‘Blimey he’s cutting it fine’ I thought, ‘I wonder if there’s an opportunity to resurrect the Virgin Media fiasco’ joke.
9 minutes. I checked the world clock - and yes, legit nine minutes.
7 minutes. I washed my face and came back.
6 minutes. 4 minutes. Someone posted, and I thought ‘Oh FFS’ but no, still no prediction.
I opened the world clock again, and watched it tick down from 2 minutes, into the final 30 seconds, 10, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and ‘POOOOF’. That was it. You’d faffed it.
I want you to visualise me cavorting around my apartment, laughing gleefully and prancing about like a 3 year old child. I want that to be the lasting imagine as all your 2-0s come in. THAT image.
Then you posted your predictions. And I larfed and larfed. Like a drain, drool spaffing out of my laughing face like a mental chimpanzee.
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It was in by 3pm.
Your clock is wrong.
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I’m sure you’re right. And those 3 points will come in really useful.
I can’t imagine how annoying it would be to miss out like that. 
I literally can’t imagine, never having missed or been late with any prediction.
Oh hang on …
You’ll just need to explain why this predates your prediction missive by a minute. 
You know each post is timestamped right?
I’m sure you’ll be fine though.
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Someone’s on their hobby horse…
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OOOhh YEeeeeaaaaaH 
“Look yonder everyone … Exile’s title defence. Far far away”
Still time. 
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@Scooby2167 is always 3-4 minutes ahead of the actual game. Something to do with an Owl I think.
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We had a goal disallowed after 4 minutes I knew about it at 2.55 
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You must have been desperate based on my form this season!!
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Dunno I could have done worse. Keep it up and you might make it back onto ‘the list’
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