Simper Signs

Worrying. No mention of buzzing, shaking, oscillating, or any other rhythmic movement.

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Made me loff, that. And I needed that right now!

I’ve seen the skit with Mairs - and it is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen

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I’ve seen worse but I can’t think of one at the moment.

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I think it was meant to be deliberately cringey and bad as a way of making it funny, not sure they were really going for any acting nominations.

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Ye I thought it was obvious that it was meant to be awful that was the point

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We ay theatre critics am we?

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It’s the live action equivalent of this…

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I am and I can tell you that Dame Biggins Pomlett is bloody awful and ruins every panto he appears in.

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Wait till Mairs puts on his spangly miniskirt to tease about our next signing!!

:musical_notes:“He’s Simper the best,
Better than all the rest” :musical_notes:
Apologies to Tina Turner

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If he scores in December
Simper’s having a wonderful Christmas time…

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Very good.

Or: SimpercalifragilisticXPalidocious….TBC