Songs for our players - 24/25

Whilst we have some fabulous support and songs to get behind our team generally we are short of high calibre songs to get behind the players individually, in fact I can only really think of the genius Danny Johnson, he’s a red…’ of the current playing staff. So time for some ideas for songs to support our players individually and collectively in their pursuit of L2 glory this coming season. Dirty Barry an ameteur thespian has given me a few to pitch…

For Liam Gordon…

‘There’s only one Liam Gordon, one Liam Gordon!’
There’s only one Liam Gordon,
One Liam Gordon!’
…and repeat

An Ode to the Saddlers defense (to the tune of La Bamba)

D, D, D…Donovan Daniels, Priestly Farquharson, McEntee, Okagbue,
Sadlers defence, Saddlers defence!

For Josh Gordon (to the tune of Amore)

When the ball hits the net,
We’ll say thanks to Pomlett,
For Josh Gordon

Harries defenders for fun,
He makes unselfish runs,
That’s Josh Gordon!

Mat Sadler (to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart)

We’ve got Sadler,
Superb Mat Sadler,
You just don’t really understand,
He’s Trivela’s man,
The top 10 is the plan,
We’ve got superb Mat Sadler!

Jamile Matt

He’s one of our own,
He’s one of our own!
Jamile Matt,
He’s one of our own!

For Tommy Simkin (to the tune of he’s got the whole world in his hands)

We’ve got the best keeper in the land,
We’ve got the best young keeper in the land,
His name is Tommy Simkin and he’s grand,
We’ve got the best keeper in the land!

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He’s regal, he’s red
He just started this thread
Super Crod, Super Crod!

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Oh Croddy, woah, oh
Oh Croddy, whoaaahh oh
He comes from royalty
With his Victorian vocabulary

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Mmmm, we’re being spoilt.

We already have a song for L. Gordon, please pay attention.

We also have one for Taylor Allen, Jack Earing, Donervon Daniels, probably others that aren’t springing to mind.

Our George was making up lyrics when he saw that rap video advertising the new away kit the other night, I didn’t catch it all but I caught this bit,

We’ve got Oisin McEntee, Josh Gordon won’t score plenty, should have played DJ, he’d score 20 if we don’t sign a striker the Bescot will be empty. I tried to push him for more but he went all embarrassed :rofl:

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To the theme of Flash Gordon !

Crod ah-ha saviour of the saddlers
Crod ah-ha he posts for everyone of us!
Crod ah-ha his a miracle
Crod ah-ha he posts the impossible

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I can’t add to the imaginative individual songs, but a potentially appropriate song for the collective current squad might well be the Stealer’s Wheel classic, Stuck in the Middle (of the league) With You.

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How about for Josh Gordon: “Will he ever score again? Will he ever, will he ever….”

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Incremental improvement

I posted this on the Albert Adomah thread when he singed. Villa fans came up with a great chant for him that I’m sure we could adapt:

Remember when Aston Villa fans came up with the best Albert Adomah chant ever? - Birmingham Live (birminghammail.co.uk)

It’s to the Only Fools and Horses tune:

You play him on the left, you play him on the right, he makes defences look f****** s***e.

"Because when he has the ball, you hear the Bescot roar, why does Uncle Albert always score?

“Albert Adomah, la la la la la, Albert Adomah…”

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From the Court of the Crimson King!

Somebody used to have the cover of King Crimson’s first album as an avatar. I can’t remember who though.

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King Crimson? No,really. He was a poster.He used to post the most brilliant odes to new signings. Think someone said he doesn’t follow football any more.

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He of the scary avatar!!

To the tune of Titanium - David Guetta

The Irishman
He’s our number 2
He’s our Dave, He’s Our Dave
He’s At the right, of our back three
He’s our Dave He’s our Dave
He’ll hunt you down and win the ball
Ohhh Dave O-kag-bue
He’ll fight and fight, give you f*** all
Ohhh Dave O-kag-bue

I’ll get me coat :laughing:

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To the tune of 2Unlimiteds No Limits:
Brandon,
Brandon, Brandon,
Brandon, Brandon,
Brandon, Brandon Comley!

and repeat

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Also one that got an airing in Eire:

To the tune of Kumbaya:

Evan Weir m’lord,
Evan Weir,
Evan Weir m’lord,
Evan Weir,
Evan Weir m’lord,
Evan Weir,
Oh lord Evan Weir!!

The Drogheda fans thought it was genius

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Mr Crod, are you really a functioning adult?

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Surprised Croddy hasn’t adapted yellow submarine yet…

We all love Priestley Farqharson…

A tipple normally helps :grin: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Let’s pretend we scored a goal
Let’s pretend Gordon scored a goal !