Looking back through i haven’t done the table after Tuesday’s games so will add those on and get the full update done!
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Complete update now after Tuesday’s games as well. Poor scoring as the likes of Bradford and Crewe didn’t win which so many predicted. Winning score was 3 points, achieved by Chunkster and Shrewsbury-Saddler. Well done to both of you!
With that first weekly win Shrewsbury has now forged ahead solo at the top of the table!
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Yet another duck from MSS.
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Quack, quack.
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And ANOTHER two points for me.
I don’t care as long as I finish higher than my perverted friend.
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Climbing that bloody table!
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Those week 14 results were quite frankly, absurd. I had by far the best picks - and why on earth anyone selected Swindon above them is a mystery. Naturally that came in though. 
This leads to two terrifying outcomes - Necessities that will shock UTS to the core.
First, the formal declaration of TOTAL WAR. Yes, something I didn’t even do last season (it wasn’t necessary 
). A bit earlier than average, but here we are. You only have yourselves to blame.
The second is the mute baleful glare that I will be using for any nonsense posts. Posts like those of Shrewsbury and Manchester above. This will freak them out more than words, and leave them scuttling towards the sanctuary of the abyss.
Time to dig in and brutally hack my way to respectability. 
I’m reminded of the disastrous reverse of Patay in 1429, where French knights smashed the unready English bowline, butchering the flower of Talbot’s English army in the field and effectively ending the 100 years war. During the retreat, a motley crew of French men at arms and peasants from the nearby town unwisely swarmed the withdrawing English along a high crested ridge overlooking a canal below. The English, with nowhere to flee, suddenly turned and rallied, and began slaughtering this group, pitching wailing combatants into the bloody canal of death below, leaving it a seething mass of dismembered corpses as the English remnants made their way from the Loire Valley as night fell.
Really was tailor-made for you, this phrase.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/all_mouth_and_no_trousers
“The implication of this phrase is that the person boasts, but is a laughing stock.”
I’m quaking in my (Clarke’s) boots.
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Wither in the agonising power of my baleful glare! 
The more “WAR” you declare the worse you seem to get.
If I were you I would give up (though some people think you have done so already).
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hi jj how come I am a game down when I haven’t missed a game yet?
Because you were doing to well 
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I thought you missed Tuesday or Saturday? I will check my records and the threads again in case I scrolled past it by mistake.
Yowve gotta watch him Butts
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He is a bugger but we are all still grateful
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He has a tendency to award the likes of Matt Saddlesore additional points if you don’t keep a close eye on him.
I wouldn’t be surprised if brown envelopes weren’t involved.
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Think that magic money tree has developed Ash dieback this season.
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