You should demand your own chant, Ita!
@matt_saddlesore will be waiting…
Note to self: itasaddler added to list.

In that case I’m glad I’m shite 
If this thing gets super close near the end then I might say to PM me the predictions for the last few games to avoid any tactics!! ![]()
Don’t bother JJ, it won’t be close. I’m currently girding my loins and getting a few tunes ready 

Beck - Loser
1st of May and I’m still the reigning Champion.


Yes, a ■■■■■■ little thing that everyone avoids, gets everywhere and ruins lives…
…is still the holder thanks to Corona.
And I am STILL above you.

As the season is incomplete, and with no normal conclusion, it is clear that a highly satisfactory resolution should be made. As reigning champion, and as under rule 47, paragraph 3, subsection iii …
And verily, in the event of incompletion due to famine, plague, pestilence or war, so is it that the reigning champion holds sway and their decision shall be primary above all. Them being the best predictor of historical record.
Thus upon my broad and experienced shoulders has fallen the onerous duty of determining what happens in this event.
After exhaustive consideration and painful rumination, I have decided that the prediction season of 2019/20 be thus declared null, void and thrust into the abyss for all time. No further mention of it shall be thus made and all predictioneers are bound by this ruling. For all time.
I hope that is clear and there will be no childish nonsense.
In which case I will adopt the Leeds United approach to their European Cup “win” in 1975.
A dirty protest? 
We have a bit of a dilemma here. Who should the decision favour? The sore , petulant loser, or the classless, preening leader? A victory for vulgarity either way. 
This personal message from @ManchesterSaddler should sway it.
Matt, you are by far the best person I’ve ever chatted to. To say it has been an honour to experience your shining wit is an understatement so profound, that to deny this at some later date when perhaps I might be under the influence of alcohol or caffine would be a heinous crime. This would besmirch my good name for all time, including that of siblings and offspring. I would never do it. You are also the best predictor this season and we all know that you were about to make a characteristic late surge and defy the odds and silence all detractors. Your most humble and abject servant, ManchesterSaddler of Manchester.
I refuse to comment … 
Got one myself from him, but for some reason he called me “Insert name here.”
Strangely that is similar to the one you sent me:
Manchester, you are by far the greatest person I’ve ever worshipped. To say it has been an honour to experience your shining wit and unmeasurable intelligence is an understatement so profound, that to deny this at some later date when perhaps I might be under the influence of alcohol or class C drugs would be a heinous crime. My questionable name is already besmirched for all time but you have helped lift me from the deepest pits of perversion to some form of normal human behaviour. I am in awe of you. You are also the best predictor of all time, which is why I copy you. I am so bad that I have had to resort to paying Jolly Johnny ACTUAL money to fiddle the table. My only regret is that he has gone too far and sometimes placed me above you in the table, and, even worse, deducting points from you just to level the playing field. You are so much better than the other bozos in the prediciton league. Your most humble and abject servant, Matthew Pervert of Saigon.
I beat you, Matt. Accept it.
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