Shared, somewhat bizarrely, by Ray Parlour on Twitter.
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First team scoring more than one game per game ÂŁ1,000. per player.
Player showing interest, enthusiasm, skill. ÂŁ1,000.
Any player seen to be enjoying any first team match ÂŁ1,000
Any player openly betting on an Adebayo shot knocking plane out of sky. ÂŁ5
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Failure to support Rory Holden starting each game - ÂŁ Full Weekly Wage each
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Two different fonts used, and a couple of typos. Professional.
How much must we be paying these players?
Jesus
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Failure to tell the media how well everyone played in training - ÂŁ500
Failure to tell media the manager has won four promotions - ÂŁ1000
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Failure to sky shots from 2 yards out - ÂŁ100
Failure to drop the ball when commanding your area - ÂŁ75
Failure to collect the ball in defence and hoof it forward - ÂŁ250
not a lot from what i am told no player is on more than 1k a week this season and the majority are on much less than that.
Turning too sharply - ÂŁ25
Shooting too hard - ÂŁ25
Running too fast - ÂŁ50
Controlling the ball - ÂŁ100
Being named James Hardy - ÂŁ1000
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Being on first name terms with Bonser: go to Cyprus. Go directly to Cyprus. Do not collect ÂŁ400,000.
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The first one reads as if players get fined if they don’t have a mobile with them in the dressing room.
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Superb how missing team nights out is the largest fine. Also, I wonder who the “fine master” is?
Maybe it’s Hardy and that’s his actual role at the club.
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I can’t see sinclair and Clarke coming here for less than 1k a week.
Paying Sinclair or Clarke more than ÂŁ1k a week. ÂŁ1k per week per offence.
Glad they don’t do that at my work, I ain’t been to a Christmas party for years 
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I love how this has been shared by Ray Parlour, that’s a gem that’s been missed so far.
Don’t blame ya
I used to have to go to ours. Alright normally until later on when a few would get â– â– â– â– â– â– and give me their wisdom on how I should be running the company
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