There’s a cognitively challenged individual that watches Whitley Bay, called Barry. He has a rolled up notepad that he blows on as he runs around the perimeter of the ground as some form of comfort. Now Barry is a bit of a character. Whitley Bay gave him the job of “program shop manager” as he has a program fetish, and he also held a job at North Tyneside Council opening post (he’s now retired). Nobody ever knew what was written on Barry’s rolled up pad until one particularly inclement day against Billingham Town the wind got a hold and blew some pages across the terraces. Those of us that had always wanted to know what was written gathered them up and it was very bizare. just list upon list of ridiculous fixtures and scores…Haggerston Castle (no such team exists), 3 Real Madrid 1, Cramlington Hospital (there might be a five a side team of that name) 4 Benfica 5…and on it went. However, no, look, If I’m honest this probably has nothing to do with Keatesy’s rolled up paper.