Barrow (H) - Fri 12th March, 7pm

Strange really, lose Friday we may go down but win and we should be safe

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I said something similar about Brian’s leadership the other day, what I said was if we had scored a goal or two and accompanied that with the improved displays as regards passing and trying to knock the ball about things wouldn’t look as bad as they do.Stevenage winning 1-0 Kinsella gets sent off they go and score 14 minutes after.Bradford game they hit a screamer now if that goes in in a champions league final it’s headline news because it was a strike worthy of winning a cup final in my eyes,then the Cambridge game again another good hit in the worst of minutes(the final one) it’s fine margins but like I said if we’d had scored a couple of goals like pinching a 1-0 away at Exeter or scoring against Cambridge being 1-0 up then Mullen does what he did it doesn’t look as bad.The lads upfront need to step up now there have been improvements behind them now it’s their turn to show up.

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Walsall versus Barrow

Prediction Song
(To the tune of ‘Molly Malone’)

A
In a Black Country town
Where fans often frown
I first saw a head coach called Brian Dutton
We were playing against Barrow
With formation quite narrow

And he cried:

Oh, give me some strikers alive to a chance!
Alive to a chance
Alive to a chance
Oh, give me one striker alive to one chance!

B
In this Black Country town
Where Bescot’s the ground
I first saw a head coach called Brian Dutton
We were drawing against Barrow
With formation less narrow

And he cried:

Oh, give me some strikers who can take a chance!
Who can take a chance
Who can take a chance
Oh, give me one striker who can take one chance!

C
In the Black Country town
Where Clarke lost his crown
I first saw a head coach called Brian Dutton
Now losing to Barrow
With formation more narrow

And he cried:

Oh, give me some players who can cross a ball!
Who can cross a ball
Who can cross a ball
Oh, give me one player who can cross a ball!

D
In this Black Country town
Where Pomlett feels down
I first saw a head coach called Brian Dutton
We were losing to Barrow
With formation not narrow

And he cried:

Oh, give me some players who can pass the ball!
Can pass the ball
Can pass the ball
Oh, give me one player who can pass the ball!

E
Many times on iFollow
Fans found hard to swallow
That there was a head coach called Brian Dutton
Still losing to Barrow
With formation too narrow

And they cried:

Oh, give us some players who can take free kicks!
Can take free kicks
Can take free kicks
Oh, give us one player who can take a free kick!

F
Still on iFollow
Where the cheering rings hollow
There was a head coach called Brian Dutton
We missed the penalty against Barrow
With formation more narrow

And they cried:

Oh, give us some players who can score from the spot!
Score from the spot
Score from the spot
Oh, give us one player who can score from the spot!

G
iFollow’s the place
Where fans can keep faith
With the Saddlers’ head coach called Brian Dutton
But we were losing to Barrow
Our formation so narrow

We cried:

Oh, give us some players who can use their heads!
Can use their heads
Can use their heads
Oh, give us one player who can use his head!

H
Comments on UTS
Ranged from ‘crap’ to ‘useless’
As fans gave their verdict on Brian Dutton
Losing to Barrow
Formation not narrow

They cried:

Oh, give us a manager who has got a clue!
Has got a clue
Has got a clue
Oh, give us a manager who has got a clue!

J
Walsall4eva
Said ‘he’s not too clever’
As fans gave their verdict on Brian Dutton
We were losing to Barrow
FormatĂ ion far too narrow

And we cried.


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Injury time and final whistle

(Choose your result)

1
In a Black Country town
Where hope is still found
There remains a head coach called Brian Dutton
We equalised against Barrow
Formation not narrow

And Pomlett cried:

Oh, Walsall FC still alive, alive, oh!
Alive, alive, oh
Alive, alive, oh
The rent for JB still alive, alive, oh!

2
In the Black Country town
No hope to be found
T’was the end of head coach Brian Dutton
Walsall lost to Barrow
The defeat was narrow

But Pomlett cried:

This was your last match, Brian Dutton!
Oh, Brian Dutton
Oh, Brian Dutton
This was your last match, Brian Dutton!

3
In the Black Country town
Scarr turned around
His own goal put an end to Brian Dutton
Scarr scored for Barrow
His vision’s too narrow

And the fans cried:

Oh, not an own goal from Scarr again!
In the last minute
In the last minute
Through Liam’s legs from Dan Scarr again!

4
In the Black Country town
Where we’re not going down
I still see a head coach called Brian Dutton
We’ve beaten Barrow
Wright’s angle was narrow

And we cried:

Oh, give us a manager called Brian Dutton!
Oh, Brian Dutton
Oh, Brian Dutton
Oh, make him the manager, Brian Dutton!

(Your choice of 1, 2, 3 or 4 may necessitate adjustment or omission of some of the verses A to J. Or add your own!)

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Some on here have got to much time on their hands. :grinning:

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Very good HK.

Makes a change from every football song being to sloop John B. Continues the gradual gentrification of football songs. Started when “ who the ■■■■■■■ hell are you” was shortened to the far more politely framed enquiry of “who are ya?”

TOO much
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Pedant mode: It should be “the EFL Trophy FinalS” - our scheduled opponents Tranmere are in the 2020/21 final on Sunday, whereas Salford, who Barrow should have been playing, are in the 2019/20 final on Saturday.

How mad is that for the finals from 2 separate seasons to be just 24 hours apart? :crazy_face:

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Even weirder if one team had got to both finals :grinning:

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That’s actually happened in Spain.

Athletic Bilbao made this season’s Copa Del Rey final…and they still have to play last season’s one against their great rivals Real Sociedad!

Both being played in April I think.

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I don’t see why they couldn’t have played last years final last year. They had the play offs :man_shrugging:

Does that mean the winners on Saturday only get to keep the trophy for 24 hours?
Better not dent it during the after match celebrations!!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Probably won’t even be allowed to take it out of the stadium.

They’ll need it for the open top bus tour.

Got us down for a defeat because cannot see where a goal can come from would even miss a penalty.
I obviously hope I am wrong if only so BD can get his first win before badge man.

I think Dutton will be on the chopping block should we not get something from the next two games.
DC sold LP a bill of goods, LP is running out of patience and it’s time to pay the piper!

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They have indeed. The mods need to watch them :wink:

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Just looked up the ref for tomorrow’s game his first league season, he loves his red and yellow cards 9 yellows and one red in one game.

Like clockwork

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We need to take this game to the mighty Barrow straight away from the off no messing about.This is our best chance of BD’s first victory and we should start how we ended against Bradford,in the last 20 minutes of that game we had a real go in fact I think Brian even moaned at them saying we can’t just play for 20 minutes in a match.So that’s how we need to start in my opinion,we need a couple of goals so hopefully 2-0 up at half time then they will get one back but we will hang on for the win.