Player Songs

Evening all!

Back in the day we use to have songs for pretty much all the players and before a game, we’d sing them and they’d clap in acknowledgment.

With the influx of new players and current feel good factor down at the Poundland, thought it’d be good to start that up again.

Appreciate this might fall flat on its face, but worth a go! :joy:

There’s a few already out there (Kins, Wilko etc), but it be good if we have one for every player.

UTS! :red_circle::white_circle::green_circle:

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Timmy time … for Abraham when he comes on as a sub :joy:

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I’m not creative at all, but maybe a simple Wales, Number 1! Wales, Wales Number 1! for Owen Evans? :wales:

Manny to the tune of ABBAs Money?

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Ohhhh Peter Clarke is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And if you throw a brick at him,
He’ll head the fucker back,
He’ll head it to the left,
He’ll head it to the right,
And when we get promotion,
We’ll sing this song all night.

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Ronan Mayer … To the same tune as Crewe used to sing for Tony Naylor (No No Limits.)

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To Billy Idol’s Mony Mony:

“Manny Monthé, so good, Manny Monthé, so good, Manny Monthé, so fine, Manny Monthé, so fine, Manny Monthé, so fine…”

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A song for Danny Johnson with everyone doing the DJ spinning decks action would be good. Kind of like our own Will Grigg on fire type thing. Maybe a twist on Rock DJ by Robbie Williams like:

Please don’t stop scoring, DJ
Because you’re making me feel so nice
Please don’t stop scoring, DJ?
‘Cause you’re sendin’ us up all night

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We do have some creative fans. I wouldn’t come up with any of that.

To Bon Jovi’s Living on a Prayer:

“Whoa he’s got dodgy hair, Whoa-oh Ronan Mayer; with his skills we’ll make it I swear, Whoa-oh Ronan Mayer”

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To Black Sabbath’s Warpigs

Manny Monthe is fookin massive
You can see him without glasses
He tackles and he passes
Shoves it up their fookin asses

Not a family song though :smiley:

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Manny Manny Manny, Manny Monthé, is a brick shithouse

William, It Was Really Nothing by The Smiths

Williams, Williams he cost,
Nearly nothing

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They were singing Manny Monthe to the Da Da Da line from I’m gonna be (500 miles) by The Proclaimers on Saturday.

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Why not just use an Andy Williams song?

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Generic, not player:

So, Walsall can play, we’ll score them day, we’re not even trying
Our goals slide away, but don’t look back an anger…

The boys watch the girls, while the girls watch the boys, who watch Andy Williams score; more and more, he’s the goal machine of our team.

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Plenty to choose from.

Last season:

Hopeless
A Fool Never Learns

So far in this:

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
Happy Heart
Can’t Get Used To Losing (You)

And (hopefully) around the end of March:

Almost There

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“Can’t Take My Eyes Off You”

Well, let’s face it, he is too good to be true. :laughing:

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Come all without,
Come all within,
You’ll not see nothing like the mighty Flynn

He’s not a player, but it’s all I can think of.

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