The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread 2024 II

In the picture posted by Mole I think there is a clue to a new signing … * TRAN can be found in the letters “ANT” (from the middle and end of “Ansu Fati”).

  • Rumum can be rearranged to “Mumru”, and while this isn’t directly in the name, it can be interpreted as “m” and “u” being present in the name.
  • ASSOcia can be found as “ASS” in “Fati” by breaking down and rearranging the letters a bit.

This is a bit of a puzzle, and while Ansu Fati’s name doesn’t exactly match every single part of the sequence directly, it’s the closest match that fits your criteria by rearranging some parts.

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Or we could be signing a Trannie with a fat ass!!

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That is good news as far as I am concerened.

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My “wife” is available

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Can you please send photos! :wink:

Don’t talk to me about dick swinging, I’ve got over 25 years experience of swinging my phallus wildly and can assure you that I’ve forgotten more about it than you’ll ever know.

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That’ll do - big improvement on my wife! :joy:

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Sorry for going off topic, mods, but if there were any feckin transfer rumours, I’d talk about them instead!

Could you send one naked and with her hair done and makeup on please doddy? Just asking for a friend…:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Thanks, friend! :wink:

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I found the clues that Ted Rogers used to give on 3-2-1 easier to work out than the supposed clues and information that @MoroccoMole comes out with. But then most of his rumours end up in the Dusty Bin, anyway.

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I can understand why you would think we are going to try and sign Wilkinson. but he came to a lot of games last season as he lives in the midlands still. he is pals with Daniels too. dont think we are trying to sign him at all

Plus the fact Wilkinson told people on Saturday that he won’t be joining.

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Westie Jack is just guessing given he was at the game.

The only likely loan at the moment is Nathan Lowe at Stoke. Watch this space.

Haven’t heard anything else - but will post when I know more.

Anus’s.

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Dirty old man

I was only asking for a friend Doddy…:flushed:

Hasn’t everyone know this for weeks?

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Unpopular opinion - @Gensanx123 @MoroccoMole and @WestieJack are the same person and each account is used depending on how he’s feeling that day.

I can assure that i am not either of the other two.

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