It’s a cracking read though mate it’s the only thing cheering me up at the moment.
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He’s just a chilled out entertainer … except not being chilled out and no entertainment.
Comedy gold on there tonight, they are already turning against DC and realising everthing we said was true rather than bitterness.
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On the plus side he has given us the heads up to the strengths of boomer and ticket office ted for next season 
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I hope that Vale don’t try and return him before the 30 days are up and ask for a refund!!!
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We could counter with a BOGOF offer.
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I know we were all hoping for DC to fail at the port, but is this start to the season one of the worst for a new manager?
I can’t help feeling a bit of guilt that he was a good manager and we have broken him like a cheap Chinese toy a few days after xmas 
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Bro Kun Man
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Just seen Clarke’s post match Ifollow interview from tonights fail game. The part where the lights go out on him just after his best David Brent impression yet was comedy gold.
So poignant.
So Clarke
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Maybe he was about to be asked about injuries. He does like to keep everyone in the dark.
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Tin Ka Man
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Maybe we should call Brain Dutton ‘Pharoah’, on account of him being number 2 tin ka man…
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Vale fans not impressed with how Clarke interrupts the interviewer and how disrespectful he is to him.
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From the Vale forum…
“He talks the talk if you like a bull ■■■■■■■ who blames everyone else”.
Fantastic. 
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Darrell Clarke now perversely providing us with entertainment now he’s left.
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Found his badges.
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I’ve just seen his post match interview too, it’s identikit Darrell.
“it’s where we are at”
“work the ball into areas”
“never gonna be pretteh”
Blah blah blah same drivel every week from him, doing a superb job there though I have to say.
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Still regurgitating gems like “just lacking a bit of quality in the final third”
The other two thirds were never your speciality either chief!
Maybe the fractions badge was one of the very few that eluded Darrell - Or Dozza as Flickers now affectionatly refers to him as.
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It would be quite hilarious if Vale got relegated
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Getting compo for him is up there with the compo we got for Steve Staunton.
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